Things I Learned From Popular 80's Music

I am just being silly here, hopefully that's obvious. I didn't have anything profound to say, but wanted to say something just the same... This is what happened. Sorry, in advance. Anyway, here is a list of 10 things I "learned" from popular 80's music:

1. Science is DANGEROUS. After all, it BLINDED Thomas Dolby. (1982)
2. If you're not looking, logic will tie you up and RAPE you! (1980)
3. Gingers must have souls because Rick Astley is NEVER gonna give me up.(1987)
4. You can reach into someone's chest and grab hold of their heart without doing damage, but only if your touch is INVISIBLE! (1986)
5. You can build an entire city on, wait for it.... ROCK N' ROLL. (1985)
6. Heaven isn't an idea, or a paradise for when we're dead. It is, in fact, a place on EARTH.. (1987)
7. You can always tell when someone is a "Foreign Type" if they have a hookah pipe and say "Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh," DUH. .. (1986)
8. When no one else is around, it's probably safe to assume that you're alone.(1987)
9. Sticking the 7-inch in the computer is apparently VERY funny.  (1989)
10. If you want to "rock" someone like a hurricane, you have to write a song that makes absolutely no sense...(1984)